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Vulva Cologne… The Worst Idea – EVER?

March 14, 2010 by Vern · 1 Comment 

There is a new perfume coming out – Vulva. It smells like – what else?

Someone please, please put a stop to this before it’s too late and people start WEARING THIS STUFF.

Oh – and it’s a MAN’S cologne… like every man wants to smell like a woman’s privates? And, who is this man attracting with a scent like that? Dogs in heat? WTF?

You gotta read this article – an interview with the creator of the stuff…

Click the blossoming rosebud for the article…

Vulva cologne

How can we ban this from entering the USA and Thailand?

Heatwave

March 1, 2010 by Vern · 2 Comments 

It’s been blistering hot now for about 2 months. We’ve had a couple rain showers in 60 days, but it’s noticeably hotter and dryer than the last couple years.

Moving into a house I thought it’d be cooler than the flat we used to stay in. Not so.

It’s so hot we had the huge Tokay Gecko I caught in our kitchen – move back into the kitchen. She’s hanging out behind the counter. I’ve been splashing water down the wall and throwing 4 inch geckos back there to keep her appeased. No sense her running around the kitchen looking for food and having wifey scream out regularly.

Is it hot where you’re at?

How’s the northeast these days? Like a volcano?

Guy Caught on National TV

February 2, 2010 by Vern · 1 Comment 

Great clip… look at the guy over the shoulder of the one supposed to be getting the attention of the camera…

This won’t happen in Thailand because we have censors that take care of all our naughty internet surfing…

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