First, Sally Tits. Now? Kok Hwa Long.

The ‘from’ field showed up a minute ago in my inbox. “Kok Long”. Same as with a previous buyer, Sally Tits, I did a double-take. WTF? I was absolutely sure this was a scam.

When I opened the email from Paypal – there it was … Kok Long. Middle name? Hwa. I am hoping to god that Hwa is pronounced “way” because that would be the ultimate name for a man. Assuming it’s a man.

Can you imagine introducing yourself? His parents must have had a wicked sense of humor.

Wasn’t the Asian guy on “Pretty in Pink” that was trying to get in Molly’s pants named “Long Duck Dong”? Sorry, these things stick in my head for some reason.

Anybody else run up against odd names recently or that you remember?

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3 thoughts on “First, Sally Tits. Now? Kok Hwa Long.”

  1. I have a friend in Singapore named Kok Dam Long (or Long Dam Kok, not sure which way is correct) I kid you not. We call him Long.

    1. ha! yeah, Long is the safest thing you could call him. That’s nuts. Now maybe people will know I’m not exaggerating. Must be a whole herd of them long kok’s out there somewhere. I ain’t seen nothing in person though. Just sayin.

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