Man internet forums, in general, are the stick in my azz. About twice a week I find myself cursing about them.
I enjoy giving and receiving advice that’s catered to me and my specific questions and interests. Forums can give that.
Unfortunately they’re diluted with forum hags and nutless idiots that criticize posts, take things personally, slander, slight, farkover, and insult for their daily dose of pleasure.
I want to make a new internet forum…Â “Vern’s”
It’s called just, “Vern’s”.
The entire focus behind Vern’s is everyone must:
“SHUT THE FARK UP if you don’t have anything good to say”
Rules of Vern’s Forum:
1.Â You DO NOT talk about Vern’s.
2.Â You don’t FARK AROUND at Vern’s.
3.Â You DO NOT TALK ABOUT Vern’s.
3.51 If you have a question, ask it. Any question. If you think Vern’s members can help, ask it.
4.Â Don’t respond to ANY QUESTION unless you have the answer. Only the answer. Don’t add any personal bullshite, just answer the question.
5.Â Be polite at Vern’s. If you’re not polite in your post you’ll be canned, your ip address and machine id logged, your username and email banned.
6.Â Vern’s is by invitation only… If I invite you because you seem to be a person that understands forums or life in general… you understand basic respect for others and I think you might be a valuable contributor to the site then you can join.Â If I invite you, you can ask questions like everyone else, but more importantly you have the “Vern given right” to answer questions.
7.Â Anyone can ask questions. If your questions aren’t phrased correctly or I don’t like the topic because it doesn’t relate to “Vern’s” then it will be deleted.
7.2Â Off topic posts by members are deleted and the member is canned. There’s no tolerance for off-topic posts as they confuse everyone and Vern will smite you down for it.
8.Â Anyone responding to more than 7 questions per week will be put on hold for a week to cool off and go find something else to do with life… There won’t be allowed any “chronics” or “forum hags”. Chronics and forum hags are posters that spend their life combing the forums for something to respond to. They generate all their excitement from forum posts and they crave computer forum conversation both positive and negative.
9.Â Topics older than 6 months, if they contain information that could be outdated, are removed so NEW information can be added and found quickly.
10.Â If you EVER see someone trying to sell a t-shirt about “Vern’s” you must smite them with a fried rice bug and report them to Vern’s immediately.
11. All things are permissable by Vern, but, all things are NOT approved.
12.Â YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT VERN’S!