Funny Fat Farang Posts at a Thailand Gay Forum

I was looking at “fat farangs” news around Thailand and I stumbled upon this gem of a conversation… see if you can appreciate it like I sure am…

I think that fat farangs should pay more for sex in Pattaya.
How fatter how more heavy the work is. So the young cute should get paid at least double. Its time that fat farangs who don’t respect their body( given by our dear god )start respecting the Thai boys and their little bodies.

So I would sugest to take the next sugestion seriously.

If you age is over 50 you have to pay your weight times 10 is total baht.
For every year your over 50 you pay an extra 50 baht,

so if you are 70 years old and you weight is 100 kilo you pay 100 times 10 baht is 1000 baht and 20 times 50 baht for the age. So total 2000 baht.

If you under 50 years old you do not pay any age charge and you pay only 5 baht a kilo.
So if you are a handsome man 40 years old ( like me !!) weight 65 kilo times 5 baht you pay only 325 baht for a quickie.

I think fair deal.

This will learn the eldery gays to respect their bodies and the Thai bodies.

Someone on the forum then added…

common guys lets be fair.

Picture this,

a 60/70 year old man,wearing shorts and flip flaps and a sleeveless t.shirt. A belly like a pragnat cow and smelling like a bull in heat.
Wouldn’t you like to charge him a bit more then the going price for a shorty ?

I really think that heavy farangs should agree, that they should have to pay more for sex with the boy.
If they don’t want to spend more, they should go on a diet and go to excercise.
Nowadays if you are big and like to fly tourist class,you have to buy two seats.
If you are heavy and fat and go to have sex with a Thai boy you should pay double or take two boys instead of one.

And my I.Q is OK since I stopped smoking soft drugs, stopped doing poppers and only have sex with educated Thai’s which have at least Poh 3.

This is another world to me – and it’s fascinating that there are Thai guys writing in English about this stuff! I also find it fascinating that I agree with the first post – 2000 baht for a guy like that sounds about right. Why should the poor Thai boys have to suffer like they do? There should be a fat farang scale made up that all Thai sex workers – male and female must adhere to. It’s only f-a-i-r… come on guys, bone up… man up… something…

The site – just to be fair since I copied 2 posts from it is: Related to bahtsold?

So there’s some entertaining reading that will broaden your world-view a little bit – it did mine…

And, what the hell is a Poh 3?

You Do Not Talk About Vern’s… (New Thailand Internet Forum)

Man internet forums, in general, are the stick in my azz. About twice a week I find myself cursing about them.

I enjoy giving and receiving advice that’s catered to me and my specific questions and interests. Forums can give that.

Unfortunately they’re diluted with forum hags and nutless idiots that criticize posts, take things personally, slander, slight, farkover, and insult for their daily dose of pleasure.

I want to make a new internet forum…  “Vern’s”

It’s called just, “Vern’s”.

The entire focus behind Vern’s is everyone must:

“SHUT THE FARK UP if you don’t have anything good to say”

Rules of Vern’s Forum:

1.  You DO NOT talk about Vern’s.

2.  You don’t FARK AROUND at Vern’s.

3.  You DO NOT TALK ABOUT Vern’s.

3.51 If you have a question, ask it. Any question. If you think Vern’s members can help, ask it.

4.  Don’t respond to ANY QUESTION unless you have the answer. Only the answer. Don’t add any personal bullshite, just answer the question.

5.  Be polite at Vern’s. If you’re not polite in your post you’ll be canned, your ip address and machine id logged, your username and email banned.

6.  Vern’s is by invitation only… If I invite you because you seem to be a person that understands forums or life in general… you understand basic respect for others and I think you might be a valuable contributor to the site then you can join.  If I invite you, you can ask questions like everyone else, but more importantly you have the “Vern given right” to answer questions.

7.  Anyone can ask questions. If your questions aren’t phrased correctly or I don’t like the topic because it doesn’t relate to “Vern’s” then it will be deleted.

7.2  Off topic posts by members are deleted and the member is canned. There’s no tolerance for off-topic posts as they confuse everyone and Vern will smite you down for it.

8.  Anyone responding to more than 7 questions per week will be put on hold for a week to cool off and go find something else to do with life… There won’t be allowed any “chronics” or “forum hags”. Chronics and forum hags are posters that spend their life combing the forums for something to respond to. They generate all their excitement from forum posts and they crave computer forum conversation both positive and negative.

9.  Topics older than 6 months, if they contain information that could be outdated, are removed so NEW information can be added and found quickly.

10.  If you EVER see someone trying to sell a t-shirt about “Vern’s” you must smite them with a fried rice bug and report them to Vern’s immediately.

11. All things are permissable by Vern, but, all things are NOT approved.


Thailand Forums Rant: I got dumber today…

Let me get this out in the open… my brilliance shows itself in only two areas:

1. I can see the big picture. I can see things as they are happening and contributing to the big picture… I can predict with quite a lot of accuracy the events that will happen – especially if they are negative and directed toward me.

2. I am attached to nearly nothing. This is brilliant because if something happens – I’m rolling with the change it brings. I meditated over the course of a year and effectively lost attachment during that time. Some has come back – but very little and I am aware when it’s happening and I let it go. I love my girlfriend… but I realize, that I’ve love many women throughout my life… where are they now? I’m not attached to her either. I love my son… when his mom took him and moved away – I was shocked… hurt, I was attached for a long time… but you know – attachment to ANYTHING brings pain. I’m pretty much done with pain.

I reveal these two things about myself because I am at a total fuktong loss for what the new visa restrictions mean to me as a teacher in this country that is winding itself around the hairs and dingleberries in the bottom of my shower drain to keep from slipping down the drain.

I’ve read the ThaiVisa site – the forums… Forums themselves make NO good sense to me at all. WHO the hell can follow that and would prefer that method of getting information?

It’s in bits and pieces… It’s from the brilliant and idiots all at the same time – mixed together, it’s hard to figure out who is who.

In order to find information on the new visa requirements I’ve read about 650 posts spread out over 65 pages of Thaivisa forum…

Here’s what it’s like to attempt to get information out of an internet forum – ANY forum, I’m not just picking on ThaiVisa :

In order to read the 5 pages of good information where people are actually ANSWERING the topic and contributing something positive that will make me smarter… I had to read:

* 21 pages of personal comments and personal jokes between long-term Thaivisa forum expat regulars who sit at the computer all day and make themselves write 60 comments each day in the forums so they’re Username will show “GOD POSTER” “11,276 posts in this forum” or some silly label.

* 14 pages of forum members who think they’re contributing – but who are really just mucking up the topic… they’re asking new questions, they’re answering questions nobody is asking… they are bored and want to write something – maybe to get more posts by their username too – and whatever they’re saying can be disregarded by all.

* 25 pages of off comment topics – for instance, like when some jackazz decides to HIJACK a topic because there have been 38,444 “views” of the topic that relates to something important that EVERYONE is interested in and he wants people to see his post…

He says something like this…

“I was wondering about the garbage pickup in Udonthani… is anyone having problems since just last week?”

From there the whole post goes to hell for a long time until someone pulls it back on topic. The moderators don’t seem to do it “enough”… and so it’s a fuktong freeforall. Every topic with any meat ends up like this. Watch for it…

So – I got a little bit of information about the new visa regulations – but, many posts contradicted each other… the various immigration checkpoints in different countries where we do our visa runs contradict each other… some of them deny us entry, some require papers we’ve never heard of (police checks from a station in BKK??!!)

It’s understandable if some are confused. Since the site is CALLED ThaiVisa I thought it might be cleared up with a visit… but, I’m dumber from having gone. Can anyone point me to a write-up that is not a forum that defines exactly what the rules are?