Every Married Man Opens THIS Email – Spam or Not

Every Married Man Opens THIS Spam Email...
Every Married Man Opens THIS Spam Email...

I got the most interesting email in my inbox that I’ve had in YEARS. In fact, during a not so proud moment in history I was duped into working for a 4 person company in Honolulu that churned out 3 billion email per month. Spam – yeah. Legal spam, but spam nonetheless.

We tried desperately to find subject lines that would work – give us a high open rate.

I don’t think many would beat this one…

The “Rawhouser” is a bit devious too – isn’t it? Makes it seem like this is a guy that could destroy your world…

Would you open it?

I think it’s safe to say that every single married man on the face of the planet – unless his wife is a porn actress – would open this email, fully KNOWING it’s spam – but, entirely unable to resist.

Even if you knew 100%+ that your wife would never pose for photos for another guy, there’s the slight chance this bastard peeked in a window or something – right?

I’ll open it right after publishing this…

Author: Vern

I'm an American expat living in Thailand. I like to write informative pieces about life in, living in Thailand, including topics like: Thai People, Thai Culture, Nightlife, Technology, and I have published a lot of photographs, videos, and even books on Thailand that you can find at ThailandeBooks.com. There are many photographs of Thailand here - feel free to share with attribution (a link back to the home page). All written content on this site by Vern Lovic. Contact me at Google+.