Silly pranks = certain death for Vern at some point…
I'm mobile blogging from the hospital right now.
The equation for disaster was:
largest fried scorpion at the market + idea + consumption of said scorpion + video rolling = grotesque salivation, labored breathing, cardiac arryhthmia (sp?), twitching muscles, extreme dizziness, weakness, a profound confusion, and a vaso-constriction in the area behind the nose and eyes maybe caused by the elevated blood-pressure.
This led to hospital visit #9 in Thailand.
Doc is to see me again in half hour. I've had a bag of fluids and lots of stuff to counter the allergic reaction.
more to follow