Bring Your Kids to Pattaya You Idiots

Why would anyone in their right mind bring their kids to Pattaya for a vacation?

I can’t see any reason for it. The beaches suck. The people working and touring there suck. Driving sucks. The heat sucks. The water looks grey-green. There is very little to do outside of visit bars. And yet, there are families there – little kids walking among the dirty old farkers that are hitting on 12-14 year old Thai girls they see on the beach.

What a shite hole that place is…

This story about 3 bright guys from Estonia – as an American I couldn’t point to within 20,000 miles of that on a globe, that attempted to go back and fight with 3 Thai guys that worked at a bar – harrassing people until they come in to see an overpriced show and ripped off at the end of it with bills that don’t match the experience.

Initially the tourist police responded I think – and then they were separated… but then they went back thinking – oh, we’re gonna get some justice here. So 3 farang walk back to confront 3 Thais which, through the magic of brotherhood, turn into 15 Thais.

People. There are 65 million Thai people here. There are 12 million tourist the ENTIRE YEAR in Thailand. None of your fellow tourists will fight for you. Whereas, any Thai within shouting distance will join in to beat your white, black or red ass just because if they didn’t then nobody would help them next fight. There are lots of fights in Pattaya.

Guys, give it up already… Thai girls might get the best of you, but don’t let the guys get the best of you too!

Author: Vern

I'm an American expat living in Thailand. I like to write informative pieces about life in, living in Thailand, including topics like: Thai People, Thai Culture, Nightlife, Technology, and I have published a lot of photographs, videos, and even books on Thailand that you can find at There are many photographs of Thailand here - feel free to share with attribution (a link back to the home page). All written content on this site by Vern Lovic. Contact me at Google+.

4 thoughts on “Bring Your Kids to Pattaya You Idiots”

  1. You forgot to mention that Pattaya is also home to thousands of low life Thais all ready to steal and scam. Its also home to some of the worst from outside of Thailand. If you want to find out where the world craps from, Pattaya is a good place to start.

  2. At the moment, I am not in Thailand, but I was born in Thailand. I heard you are going to the north. It is usually cooler than the rest of the country.

  3. NO! Pattaya is not on the list of possibilities. We have been in Trang for a week. We decided it’s not the place to be. We’ll try Kanom in the north and see how that goes. Where do you live? You stay Thailand?

  4. Please don’t tell me that you are currently staying in Pattaya. Pattaya is the worst place in Thailand. I thought you were in Krabi.

    Pattaya sucks – dreadfully.

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