Match the Bar Girl with Her REAL Boyfriend…

Thought I’d have a multiple choice question today…. It’s called, “Match the bar girl with her real boyfriend”…

a.) The guy that banged her last night for “short-time”

b.) The Thai guy that she gives money to every week so he can drink with his friends and not have to work (she really loves this guy from her heart)

c.) The guy she has a baby with in Isaan that her mother or sister is taking care of

d.) The guy she didn’t meet yet that’s gonna bang her tonight “short-time”

e.) The guy she took back to her village in Isaan 2 weeks ago that wanted to meet her family before they get married in 6 months

f.) The other guy sending 25,000 baht every month so she stays out of the bars because they are engaged

g.) The “tom” girl that she also gives money to and that she likes a lot, but is confused if it’s what she really wants

h.) One of the 57 other expats from around the world that routinely give her a go when they’re in town a couple times per year

Which one is the REAL boyfriend?

Which one are you?

I think my readers are too smart to fall for this one… or, they have already been here and seen the anti-bargirl and Pattaya expat rants and raves and go elsewhere for their humor.

Is there another type of Thai bar girl boyfriend I forgot?

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22 thoughts on “Match the Bar Girl with Her REAL Boyfriend…

  • August 15, 2007 at 12:20 am
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    Vern,

    i)All of the above.
    j)None of the above.
    k)Depends on the day of the week.
    l)Depends on the month.
    m)Depends on the date.
    n)Will only know the real answer after her 25th birthday.

    Ya know what I mean Vern?

  • August 15, 2007 at 12:20 am
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    Vern,

    i)All of the above.
    j)None of the above.
    k)Depends on the day of the week.
    l)Depends on the month.
    m)Depends on the date.
    n)Will only know the real answer after her 25th birthday.

    Ya know what I mean Vern?

  • August 15, 2007 at 4:59 am
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    haha, oops – yes, I did forget some. Thanks Darwin…

  • August 15, 2007 at 4:59 am
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    haha, oops – yes, I did forget some. Thanks Darwin…

  • August 15, 2007 at 5:37 am
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    OMG!
    Do they really do that?! Shite, I have been sending money thinking shes home studying GED!!!

  • August 15, 2007 at 5:37 am
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    OMG!
    Do they really do that?! Shite, I have been sending money thinking shes home studying GED!!!

  • August 16, 2007 at 5:15 pm
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    All make sense.
    Yet might be none of all as well.

  • August 16, 2007 at 5:15 pm
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    All make sense.
    Yet might be none of all as well.

  • August 18, 2007 at 5:38 am
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    All of the answers are correct. For short periods of time.

  • August 18, 2007 at 5:38 am
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    All of the answers are correct. For short periods of time.

  • August 21, 2007 at 11:42 pm
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    Howabout ‘B’?
    Btw: I wouldn’t mind being a bit of a ‘fancyman’ myself. Still looking for a link in Thai about how to get started.

  • August 21, 2007 at 11:42 pm
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    Howabout ‘B’?
    Btw: I wouldn’t mind being a bit of a ‘fancyman’ myself. Still looking for a link in Thai about how to get started.

  • August 22, 2007 at 10:38 pm
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    Steve, Yah, of all the answers – even the ones that Darwin gave (which were good stuff), I would have to agree with you…

    b.

    At least in the girl’s mind, I think that is the one that SHE considers the one that is most important to her. He typically will treat her like hell, but it’s only the times that he’s caring and extra nice to her that she’ll remember and those times will count more than any farang could ever pile together in a heap of years of relationship with her. How’s that English? Man I need a break… :) Thanks Steve, Vern

  • August 22, 2007 at 10:38 pm
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    Steve, Yah, of all the answers – even the ones that Darwin gave (which were good stuff), I would have to agree with you…

    b.

    At least in the girl’s mind, I think that is the one that SHE considers the one that is most important to her. He typically will treat her like hell, but it’s only the times that he’s caring and extra nice to her that she’ll remember and those times will count more than any farang could ever pile together in a heap of years of relationship with her. How’s that English? Man I need a break… :) Thanks Steve, Vern

  • August 28, 2007 at 8:01 pm
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    in other words the real boyfriend is not the nice guy. you’ve got it! he is the only one she respects. sounds crazy i know. but he is the only one she cannot control. and every young woman is desperate to find such a guy. that said, they can still love nice guys that support them… but no nice guy can compete with a guy she can’t control- she’ll willingly give her heart to such a guy, vene knowing he’ll break it. this is the female psyche. they love an emotional rollercoaster. and nice guys never take them on that ride.

  • August 28, 2007 at 8:01 pm
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    in other words the real boyfriend is not the nice guy. you’ve got it! he is the only one she respects. sounds crazy i know. but he is the only one she cannot control. and every young woman is desperate to find such a guy. that said, they can still love nice guys that support them… but no nice guy can compete with a guy she can’t control- she’ll willingly give her heart to such a guy, vene knowing he’ll break it. this is the female psyche. they love an emotional rollercoaster. and nice guys never take them on that ride.

  • September 5, 2007 at 11:05 pm
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    This is true; nice guys finish last.
    It’s an easy formula to deal with girls around the world, once you know the secret.

  • September 5, 2007 at 11:05 pm
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    This is true; nice guys finish last.
    It’s an easy formula to deal with girls around the world, once you know the secret.

  • September 30, 2007 at 11:59 pm
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    my farang friend told me that he has to slap his Thai wife around a couple of times each month or she loses respect for him and starts getting mouthy. i’ve heard this from several other farangs too. apparently Thai women respect strong men, but their idea of a strong man is based on violence. the farags always want to talk and try to understand the Thai woman, while the strong man just dictates and knocks her around until she does what he wants.

  • September 30, 2007 at 11:59 pm
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    my farang friend told me that he has to slap his Thai wife around a couple of times each month or she loses respect for him and starts getting mouthy. i’ve heard this from several other farangs too. apparently Thai women respect strong men, but their idea of a strong man is based on violence. the farags always want to talk and try to understand the Thai woman, while the strong man just dictates and knocks her around until she does what he wants.

  • April 1, 2011 at 3:48 am
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    All of the above!!!!
    I feel a little lucky that I moved to Thailand suddenly & found the truth about my 3yr GF who I had visited 4+ time per year 2 weeks or more each time.
    She was deep down a good person & part of me loves her deeply still. Her last sms to me was an apology for “doing bad thing”. I send her only 3k baht on her birthday each year for that alone; it was a whole lot more each month plus the gold gifts plus the holidays etc, only to find out about Mr Japan, Mr Ireland, Mr USA, etc etc, the husband from Denmark, plus the abusive ex BF, the suspect brother & her dyke GFs.
    BTW she was the best woman I ever had in bed & the best of company, despite 2 x suicide attempts that I prevented.
    I can’t help it I still want a Thai woman. If I knew she would be true, I’d probably take her back.
    They get in you heart & soul & blood.
    Cheers,
    Liam

  • April 1, 2011 at 3:48 am
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    All of the above!!!!
    I feel a little lucky that I moved to Thailand suddenly & found the truth about my 3yr GF who I had visited 4+ time per year 2 weeks or more each time.
    She was deep down a good person & part of me loves her deeply still. Her last sms to me was an apology for “doing bad thing”. I send her only 3k baht on her birthday each year for that alone; it was a whole lot more each month plus the gold gifts plus the holidays etc, only to find out about Mr Japan, Mr Ireland, Mr USA, etc etc, the husband from Denmark, plus the abusive ex BF, the suspect brother & her dyke GFs.
    BTW she was the best woman I ever had in bed & the best of company, despite 2 x suicide attempts that I prevented.
    I can’t help it I still want a Thai woman. If I knew she would be true, I’d probably take her back.
    They get in you heart & soul & blood.
    Cheers,
    Liam

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