Thought I’d have a multiple choice question today…. It’s called, “Match the bar girl with her real boyfriend”…
a.) The guy that banged her last night for “short-time”
b.) The Thai guy that she gives money to every week so he can drink with his friends and not have to work (she really loves this guy from her heart)
c.) The guy she has a baby with in Isaan that her mother or sister is taking care of
d.) The guy she didn’t meet yet that’s gonna bang her tonight “short-time”
e.) The guy she took back to her village in Isaan 2 weeks ago that wanted to meet her family before they get married in 6 months
f.) The other guy sending 25,000 baht every month so she stays out of the bars because they are engaged
g.) The “tom” girl that she also gives money to and that she likes a lot, but is confused if it’s what she really wants
h.) One of the 57 other expats from around the world that routinely give her a go when they’re in town a couple times per year
Which one is the REAL boyfriend?
Which one are you?
I think my readers are too smart to fall for this one… or, they have already been here and seen the anti-bargirl and Pattaya expat rants and raves and go elsewhere for their humor.
Is there another type of Thai bar girl boyfriend I forgot?